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brain diarrhea

Jokers are wild

I’m getting riled

the other players beguiled

so a table, i defiled

the group got very hostile

and i said with a smile

“sorry guys; its just a bit of stomach bile”

they haven’t called me in awhile.

am i really that vile?

put all the facts in a pile

dial a judge in style

put me on trial.

my lawyer says the best option is denial

 

 

 

 

 

 

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